Dirty pickup lines sit right between funny and dangerous. With the right person, they can spark playful chemistry. With the wrong person, you will want to disappear immediately. These lines are meant for flirting with someone who enjoys jokes that lean into bold humor, sexual hints and double meaning pickup lines.
Use them wisely, with consent and with someone who shares your sense of fun. Here are forty of the best dirty pickup lines, sexy flirting lines and inappropriate pickup lines to enjoy privately.
Quick and Naughty Pickup Lines
- Are you dessert? Because I want you after dinner.
- Are you a charger? Because I feel weak until you plug into me.
- You look warm. Can I get inside your blanket and ruin your peace.
- Do you work out? Because I am trying to see your stamina later.
- Are you a room? Because I want to enter you immediately.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by shirtless.
- Are you a campfire? Because I want to get hot and close to you.
- Do you like surprises? Because I come with extra excitement.
- I must be a cloud because I keep raining dirty thoughts about you.
- Are you chocolate? Because you melt perfectly in my mouth.
Really Dirty Pickup Lines For Bold Flirting
- Are you a secret? Because I want to keep you hidden and explore you later.
- Do you like deep conversations or should we skip to the action.
- Are you a pillow? Because I want my face between you tonight.
- Do you need directions? Because my bed is that way.
- Are you WiFi? Because I feel the strongest connection in private.
- You look so soft. Can I feel that softness up close.
- Are you a roller coaster? Because I want a long ride with lots of screaming.
- Do you need a pilot? Because my joystick is ready.
- Are you a seatbelt? Because I need you to hold me down tightly.
- Do you like storms? Because I plan on making things very wet tonight.
Kinky Pickup Lines For Someone You Trust
- Are you a rope? Because I want you all over my body.
- Do you like control? Because I can play both roles perfectly.
- Are you a candle? Because things get hotter when you are lit.
- Want to practice flexibility with me tonight.
- Are you a lock? Because I want my key inside you.
- Do you like testing limits? Because I am ready.
- Are you gravity? Because I fall down on you easily.
- Do you like roleplay? Because I can think of positions already.
- Are you a mirror? Because I want to watch everything with you.
- Do you want to skip the talking and go straight to heavy breathing.
Sexy Pickup Lines With Double Meaning
- Are you sunlight? Because you warm me in the right places.
- You look like trouble and I want every part of it.
- Are you a blanket? Because I want to be under you all night.
- Do you like music? Because our rhythm could get interesting.
- Are you a hotel room? Because I want to check in and never leave.
- Do you like magic? Because I can make clothes disappear fast.
- Are you a massage? Because I want you all over my body.
- You must be a vacation because I want to relax inside you.
- Are you a safe? Because I want to deposit something valuable with you.
- Do you like tasting things? Because I have something to offer.